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19 Bill Gates Quotes About Business And The Real World

If you take an interest in the Bill Gates quotes and speeches, you’d think some entrepreneurs would recommend computer programming be taught as a second language in school.

Bill Gates began programming when he was just 13 years old. It would only be a few years later that he met Steve Jobs at the Homebrew Computer Club where these 2 boys would go on to change the world, both together and separately.

It was Bill’s technological innovation, keen business strategy that he and partner Paul Allen built the world’s largest software business, Microsoft. In the process, Gates became one of the richest men in the world.

Bill Gates recently gave a speech to high school students about things they will not learn in school.

He talks about how the reality of the real world tends to be nothing like that described in the education system.

Bill Gates Quotes About The Real World

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"Life is not fair – get used to it!"

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"It’s fine to celebrate success but it’s more important to heed the lessons of failure."

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"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it."

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"If you can’t make it good, at least make it look good."Bill Gates

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"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose."

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"If you’re born poor, it’s not your mistake. But if you die poor, it is your mistake."Bill Gates

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"The world doesn’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself."

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"In this business, by the time you realize you’re in trouble, it’s too late to save yourself. Unless you’re running scared all the time, you’re gone."

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"You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both."

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"If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. "Bill Gates

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"Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity."

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"If your business is not on the Internet, then your business will be out of business."

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"If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them."Bill Gates

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"Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room."

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"Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life."

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"I can understand wanting to have a million dollars 
 but once you get beyond that, I have to tell you, it’s the same hamburger."

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"Life is not divided into semesters.. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time."

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"Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs."

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"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one."Bill Gates

33 Thank You Quotes Of Appreciation That Make Your Heart Sing

A simple “thank you” goes a long way in a world of fast-paced business and communication, so we thought it would be great to have some thank you quotes on file to show gratitude and appreciation to readers of your blog, in email newsletters, on your Facebook page, to tweet to your followers or during a presentation or speech.

Thank you for visiting Inscribd and we hope you get a kick out of these gratitude quotes.

Thank You Quotes Of Appreciation

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"Thank you for the tragedy. I need it for my art."Kurt Cobain

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"If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, thank you, that would suffice."Thank You Quotes

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"Thanks to those who hated me, you made me stronger."

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"Thanks to those who loved me, you made my heart grow fonder."

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"Thanks to those who cared, you made me feel important."

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"Thanks to those who entered into my life, you made who I am today."

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"Thanks to those who left, you showed me nothing lasts forever."

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"Thanks to those who stayed, you showed me true friendship."

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"Thanks to those who listened, you made me like I was worth it."

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"Dear God, I know I’m not perfect, but I want to thank you for loving me anyway."Thank you quotes

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"Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone."G.B. Stern

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"Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don’t unravel."Gratitude quotes

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"I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder."G.K. Chesterton

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"It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy."Gratitude quotes

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"I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks."William Shakespeare

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"Dear God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask of anything from you, but simply to say thank you, for all I have."Thank you quotes

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"As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them."John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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"Every time we remember to say “thank you”, we experience nothing less than heaven on earth."Sarah Ban Breathnach

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"Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well."Voltaire

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"I thank you God for this most amazing day, for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and for the blue dream of sky and for everything which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes."E. E. Cummings

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"For your thoughtfulness and generosity, from you I have learned much of life’s philosophy – Thank you sincerely."Appreciation Quotes

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"It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice."Gratitude Quotes

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"Gratitude is the memory of the heart."Jean Baptiste Massieu

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"Thank you for the good times, the days you filled with pleasure. Thank you for fond memories, and for feelings I’ll always treasure."Karl Fuchs

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"Just a thank you is a mighty powerful prayer. Says it all."Rosie Cash

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"Every struggle in your life has shaped you into the person you are today. Be thankful for the hard times, they can only make you stronger."Thankful quotes

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"I thank everyone that has caused me to suffer, without you I would have no reason to express myself."Thank you quotes

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"God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?"Thanks quotes

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"I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom."Thankful quotes

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"I feel a very unusual sensation – if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude."Benjamin Disraeli

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"If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough."Meister Eckhart

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"A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all other virtues."Cicero

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"Make it a habit to tell people thank you. To express your appreciation, sincerely and without the expectation of anything in return."Ralph Marston

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Internet Switch

21 Amazing Facts About The Internet


Google has estimated some amazing facts about the internet. Since the dawn of Internet time, the number of websites has grown exponentially and so too has the amount of information available and created.

The Internet has shaped our lives in profound ways, especially if you’re old enough to remember the pre-Internet era where a business card was the equivalent of a LinkedIn profile.

Facts About The Internet

NOTE: sourced from multiple locations, tried to be as statistically accurate as possible as of May 2013.

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Google estimated in 2010, that the data size of the Internet is 5 million Terabytes, 61% from videos, and growing rapidly. Google has the largest index of the Internet out of any company, but claims to have scanned only 0.004% of the total.

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There’s an estimated 637 million websites (source), of which there are over 250 million blogs.

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"There are approximately 4,200 new domain names registered every hour, or around 37 million per year."

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WordPress, the most widely known Content Management System (CMS) for websites, powers approximately 63 million blogs, but is not the largest blog provider.

Tumblr.com has 102 Million blogs, Livejournal reports 63 million blogs and Weebly states it has over 12 million blogs.

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Facebook has an estimated 1.2 Billion active users.

To put that into perspective, there’s about 7 billion people on Earth. 17% of humans are on Facebook.

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Even more crazy is that there are about 2.4 billion Internet users. That means 50% of all Internet users are on Facebook.

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On the original “The Facebook” website, Al Pacino’s face can be seen in the upper left-hand corner.

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The first ever email was sent in 1971 by Ray Tomilinson, the US programmer who invented the email system.

The “@” symbol was used to signify that the message was sent to a person instead of a machine.

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About 250 billion emails are sent every day.

10.

"81% of all emails sent is considered to be spam. That’s 200 billion every day."

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The first spam message sent to multiple recipients was sent in 1978 for DEC System 2020. The 600 recipients were not pleased to receive it.

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The first ever website is still online here.

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Twitter was first described by founder Jack Dorsey, as an SMS-based social network, codenamed twttr. He sent the first tweet on March 21, 2006, “just setting up my twttr”.

There are now about 1,700 tweets sent every second.

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Garfield the cartoon cat once offered a free email service.

Can you guess the domain name?

It was gmail.com, later acquired by Google.

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An estimated 65% of Americans watch TV and use the Internet simultaneously. 80% of all Americans are online.

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"Over a billion people watch videos on YouTube every month, averaging 4 hours each per month."

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72 hours of video are uploaded to YouTube every minute, and YouTube’s copyright-checking software scans over 100 years of video every day.(source)

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The first ever webcam was deployed at Cambridge University computer lab. No, it wasn’t to Skype or Facetime. It was used to watch a pot of coffee.

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"The iPhone 4 is about 2,000 times faster than the Super Nintendo."

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Both Apple’s iTunes store and Google’s Play store claim to have over 800,000 apps each.

780,000 iOS apps are downloaded every hour.

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It’s estimated that 80% of all images on the Internet are of naked women. I spent a few hours trying to verify this statistic. I think the remaining 20% are of cats.

Funny Sayings

138 Funny Sayings And One Liners To Tickle Your Funny Bone

It doesn’t take Albert Einstein to figure out that everyone loves to laugh and hear some funny sayings every now and then, and your blog readers are no different.

In fact, the genius himself had a quirky sense of humor.

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"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity."Albert Einstein

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When you’re sending newsletters or posting status updates on Facebook or Twitter, throw in a funny saying occasionally and brighten up an otherwise boring day.

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2.

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not."Mark Twain

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"I intend to live forever, or die trying."

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"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"

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"How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener."

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"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

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"I get enough exercise pushing my luck."

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"Death is hereditary."

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"He who laughs last, didn’t get it."

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10.

"Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else."

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"I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older 
 younger."

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"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

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"The road to success is always under construction."

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"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."

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"Everyone hates me because I’m paranoid."

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"I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone."

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"Constipated people don’t give a crap."

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"A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice."

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"I stopped fighting my inner demons, were on the same side now."

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"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come."

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"Unicorns ARE real, they’re just fat and grey and we call them rhinos."

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"Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?"

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"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own."

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"If there is a *WILL*, there are 500 relatives."

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"Half of the people in the world are below average."Funny and True

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"When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets."

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"Well-behaved women rarely make history."

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"Never argue with stupid people; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."Mark Twain

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"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

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"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

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"My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday."

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"If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?"

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"Cheese
 milk’s leap toward immortality."

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"You couldn’t get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."Edward Flaherty

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"Oh so you think I’m cute when I get angry? Well get ready because I’m about to be GORGEOUS."

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"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

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"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."George W. Bush

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"Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof."

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"The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

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"Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

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"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."

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"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."

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"When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane."

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"Ham and eggs – A day’s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."

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"Hey, remember that person you couldn’t live without? Well, look at you living and shit."

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"I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"

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"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

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"If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

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"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."

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"After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF."

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"Children in the back seat cause accidents
 accidents in the back seat cause children!"

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"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

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"I can’t make you want me, all I can do is stalk you and hope you give in."

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"I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means *put down*."Bob Newhart

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"You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard."

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"why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?"

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"1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea."

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"I’m just one step away from being filthy rich. All I need now is money."

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"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes."

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"Don’t tell me the sky is the limit when there are Footprints on the moon."

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"There’s no I in *team*, but there is in WIN."

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"You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother."

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"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

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"So you mean to tell me my toes are not piggies?"

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"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, age don’t matter."

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"I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

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"I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

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"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!"

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"To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target"

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"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate interest."

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"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

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"We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before police."

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"In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on."

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"Change is good, but dollars are better."

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76.

"I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it."

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"Good things come to those who work their asses off and never give up."

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"A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station."

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"If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"

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"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the *Y* becomes silent."

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81.

"There are three kinds of people in this world; those who can count and those who can’t."

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82.

"Silence is golden but duck tape is silver."

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83.

"I love my sixpack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat."

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84.

"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing."

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85.

"If you cannot convince them, confuse them."

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"My Dad used to say *always fight fire with fire*, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade."Peter Kay

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"This sentence is a lie."

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"You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

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"How is it that *fat chance* and *slim chance* mean the same thing?"

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"I hate the word homophobia. It’s not a phobia. You’re not scared. You’re an asshole."Morgan Freeman

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"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t."

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"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"

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"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder."

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"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."Tommy Cooper

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"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most, live the longest."

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"I got a car for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made."

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"Why fit in when you’re born to stand out?"Dr Seuss

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"The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette."

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"I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it."Ken Dodd

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"Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake."

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101.

"Beauty is a light switch away."

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"Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted."

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"I could’ve eaten alphabets and crapped out a better essay!"

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"I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way
so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness."

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"My blood type is coffee."

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106.

"Evening news is where they start by saying *Good Evening* and proceed by telling you why it’s not."

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107.

"If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction."

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108.

"If practice makes perfect and nobody’s perfect, why practice?"

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109.

"You are a big wet blanket on my fire of fun!"

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110.

"If my calculations are correct, Slinky + escalator = everlasting fun!"

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111.

"Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."

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112.

"I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

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113.

"I can only please one person per day. Today isn’t your day
 and tomorrow doesn’t look good either."

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114.

"I see that you’re very closed-minded. Could you please try be more closed-mouthed."

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"If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination."

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116.

"I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception."Groucho Marx

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117.

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

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118.

"Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them."

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119.

"I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people."

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120.

"If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."

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121.

"OMG! My son fell out of a tree in the backyard! Should I call 911 or post it on Facebook first?"

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122.

"Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay..so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke."

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123.

"War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left."

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124.

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

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125.

"House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days."

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126.

"Never try to drown your troubles
 Especially if he can swim."

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127.

"All our waiters are married. They know how to take orders."

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128.

"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."

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129.

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."W.C Fields

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130.

"You can’t be late until you show up."

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131.

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

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"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway."

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133.

"That moment when you walk into a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master."

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134.

"I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was *Shout For Help*."Jimmy Carr

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"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

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136.

"Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder and lightning."

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137.

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

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138.

"Trying is the first step towards failure."Homer Simpson

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Dr Seuss Quotes

35 Dr Seuss Quotes That Are Full Of Hidden Wisdom

My young son loves Dr Seuss quotes and while reading to him before bed, it occurred to me how much wisdom is hidden within those quirky poems.

While my son’s favorite line of the moment doesn’t contain much wisdom, none-the-less it makes for a bit of fun.

"Shlopp, shlopp, beautiful shlopp. Beautiful shlopp with a cherry on top!"

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Perhaps there is something there that I’m not quite seeing; something along the lines of looking past negativity and focusing on something positive.

But then it was this one, as a blog writer, that inspired me.

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"So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads."

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Dr Seuss quotes can inspire us adult blog writers as much as the kids in his target audience.

Let’s continue to have a look at more Dr Seuss quotes to find some hidden wisdom.

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"Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened."

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"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go."

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"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."

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"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living."

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"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It’s not."

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"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You."

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"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"

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"The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go."

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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"

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"There’s no limit to how much you’ll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go."

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"If things start happening, don’t worry, don’t stew, just go right along and you’ll start happening too."

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"Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas
perhaps
means a little bit more!"

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"All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you’ll be quite a lot!"

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"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

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"Only you can control your future."

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"Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one."

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"They say I’m old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!"

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"Remember me and smile, for it’s better to forget than to remember me and cry."

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"Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope."

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"You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut."

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"I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues."

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"Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them."

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"Don’t give up. I believe in you all. A person’s a person, no matter how small."

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"I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love."

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"Oh, the things you can find if you don’t stay behind!"

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"Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered."

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"I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights."

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"To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world."

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"You’re never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child."

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"It’s not about what it is, it’s about what it can become."

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"And the turtles, of course
all the turtles are free, as turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be."

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"And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!"

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"It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn’t be there at all."

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"I meant what I said and I said what I meant."

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Hope you enjoyed these Dr Seuss quotes as much as I did.

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Sir Richard Branson

20 Sir Richard Branson Quotes On Business And Leadership

Sir Richard Branson is an entrepreneur’s entrepreneur! Many of us aspire to be as creative, inventive and successful as he’s been and we can learn a little something from Richard Branson quotes.

"Business opportunities are like buses, there’s always another one coming."Sir Richard Branson

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Sir Richard galloped right from the beginning working for a student newspaper to becoming the owner of one of the world’s most powerful companies, with an estimated personal net worth of US$4.6 billion.

"Entrepreneurship is about turning what excites you in life into capital, so that you can do more of it and move forward with it."Sir Richard Branson

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In 1968, Richard started up a youth culture magazine called Student. This was followed by a cut price mail order record business which quickly transformed into the first Virgin record store on Oxford Street, London.

"I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator."Richard Branson

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The name Virgin was suggested by one of his friends due to the fact they were all beginners at starting up business.

Sir Richard’s willingness to look outside the square and go where no one else would tread led him to creating the record label Virgin Records and signing on the Sex Pistols.

"I never get the accountants in before I start up a business. It’s done on gut feeling."Richard Branson

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His go getter attitude and charisma gained masses of free publicity for his Virgin brand, increasing its success further.

"Don’t think what’s the cheapest way to do it or the fastest way to do it. Think what’s the most amazing way to do it!"Sir Richard Branson

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Due to Virgin’s overwhelming success, Richard decided to branch out again and enter the travel market by setting up his own airline called Virgin Atlantic Airways in 1985.

"I’ve had great fun turning quite a lot of different industries on their head and making sure those industries will never be the same again."Sir Richard Branson

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When asked to explain his decision for starting up Virgin Atlantic, he said,

"My interest in life comes from setting myself huge, apparently unachievable challenges and trying to rise above them."Sir Richard Branson

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Virgin Atlantic continued to grow despite the so called “Dirty Tricks” campaign where British Airways was taken to court for allegedly poaching their passengers, spreading negative publicity and allegedly hacking into Virgin’s computer systems.

"You don’t learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over, and it’s because you fall over that you learn to save yourself from falling over."

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The Virgin Records label was sold to EMI in 1992 for a cool $500 million pounds to allow Richard the capital to help prop up his failing airline company. Richard admitted that he cried when this sale went through as he knew he had just sold what was the birth of his Virgin Empire.

"My definition of success? The more you are actively and practically engaged, the more successful you will feel."

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But not one to dwell on past mistakes, Richard consequently set up V2 in 1996 to get back into the music business.

"I tend to make up my mind about people within thirty seconds of meeting them, I also make up my mind about whether a business proposal excites me within about thirty seconds of looking at it."

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Each time a company was launched, soundbites of Richard Branson quotes make it memorable. Consequently, he has attempted many world records, death defying stunts and dressed up in lots of costumes to gain more publicity for the events.

"A business has to be involving, it has to be fun, and it has to exercise your creative instincts."

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Whether it was attempting to break records in a speedboat or travel across continents in a hot air balloon, he is no stranger to outlandish public display.

"Throwing yourself into a job you enjoy is one of the life’s greatest pleasures!"

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Richard is also not one to back down or avoid the spotlight, and the media were there to record it all when he appeared in a Virgin stewardess uniform as a blond bombshell, to serve passengers and demonstrate the safety features on his aircraft.

"It is only by being bold that you get anywhere. If you are a risk-taker, then the art is to protect the downside."

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This was all because he had lost a bet with Tony Fernandes, his fellow airline owner and motor-racing rival about who would win the 2010 Formula One Grand Prix.

"If you find yourself stuck in the middle there is only one way to go, forward."

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Mr Branson became Sir Branson in 1999, knighted by the British realm for “services to entrepreneurship”.

"I rely far more on gut instinct than researching huge amounts of statistics."

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Sir Richard’s Virgin Group of companies extend far and wide to mobile communications, bridal wear, high speed trains, space travel and underwear.

"As much as you need a strong personality to build a business from scratch, you also must understand the art of delegation."

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He’s remained level headed about his businesses and is not afraid to shut down under-performing ones.

"I may be a businessman in that I set up and run companies for profit, but when I try to plan ahead and dream up new products and new companies, I’m an idealist."

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However in saying so, Richard’s first thoughts were for his employees and where possible they were given another position at a different company.

"A company is people. Employees want to know – am I being listened to or am I a cog in the wheel? People really need to feel wanted."Richard Branson

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The Virgin Empire has continued to grow under the helm of Sir Richard, as have his number of employees and his net worth.

"I was the captain of my ship and master of my fate. I believe in myself. I believe in the hands that work, in the brains that think, and in the hearts that love."Sir Richard Branson

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Does Richard have some final words of wisdom that we can all relate to? Yes, how about one of his favorite quotes of all time


"Screw it, let’s just do it!"Richard Branson

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24 Weird Albert Einstein Facts And Quotes That Will Blow Your Mind

One of the Albert Einstein facts that everyone knows is his scientific formulation of E=mc2 and that he was a mega-genius with a quirky sense of humor.

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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."Albert Einstein

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Einstein jokingly says there are no limits to the stupidity of some people, but he also offered sage advice for people with a creative mind.

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"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination."Albert Einstein

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3. Albert Einstein Facts – His Brain Is In a Jar

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In 1955 upon his death, Albert Einstein’s brain was removed from his body. Without permission from Einstein or his family, the pathologist conducting the autopsy kept Einstein’s brain in a jar, chopped up into 200 pieces.

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"If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself."Albert Einstein

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In 1998, the 85-year-old pathologist Dr. Harvey gave Einstein’s brain to Princeton University, where he worked decades earlier.

5. Albert Einstein Facts – He Could Have Become The President Of Israel

A few days after first President of Israel died on November 9, 1952, Albert Einstein was asked if he would accept the position of being the second president of Israel.

Einstein, who was just 3 years away from his own death, declined the offer by writing in his official letter of refusal that he not only lacked the “natural aptitude and the experience to deal properly with people,” but also, he was getting old. He was 73 at the time.

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"Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value."Albert Einstein

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7. Albert Einstein Facts – He Refused To Wear Socks

One of the greatest geniuses of our time who discovered the fundamental rules of the universe had a rule for his own feet. No socks. Ever!

Whether it was out sailing or to a formal dinner at the White House, Albert Einstein went without socks everywhere who thought socks were a pain because they would often get holes in them.

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"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."Albert Einstein

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He didn’t like holes in his theories – or his socks.

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"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."Albert Einstein

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10. Albert Einstein Facts – He Encouraged Development Of The Atomic Bomb – And Designed A Fridge

Albert Einstein helped pave the way for the atomic bomb to become a reality. Albert Einstein had a large impact on the war effort and supported America during The Cold War.

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"Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding."Albert Einstein

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In 1939, alarmed by the rise of Nazi Germany, Einstein wrote a letter to American president Franklin D. Roosevelt warning that Nazi Germany might be conducting research into developing an atomic bomb and urged the United States to develop its own.

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"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."Albert Einstein

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Although Einstein was a brilliant physicist, the army considered him to be a security risk.

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"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind."Albert Einstein

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Einstein also invented a refrigerator that operated on alcohol gas that never went into production because new technology superseded it.

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"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious."Albert Einstein

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15. Albert Einstein Facts – He Married His Cousin

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After Einstein divorced his first wife, Mileva Maric, he married his close cousin, Elsa Loewenthal (nee Einstein). Elsa was related to Albert on both sides of his family. Albert’s mother and Elsa’s mother were sisters, plus Albert’s father and Elsa’s father were cousins.

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"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."Albert Einstein

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Before marrying Elsa, Albert Einstein had considered marrying her daughter, Ilse, instead.

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" A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be."Albert Einstein

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18. Albert Einstein Facts – He Failed his University Entrance Exam

At the age of 17, Albert Einstein applied for early admission into the Swiss Federal Polytechnical School (Eidgenössische Technische Hochschule or ETH). He passed the math and science sections of the entrance exam, but failed history, languages, geography, etc. Einstein had to go to a trade school before he retook the exam and was finally admitted to ETH a year later.

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"Anyone who doesn’t take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either."Albert Einstein

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20. Albert Einstein Facts – He Spoke Very Slowly As A Child, If At All

As a child, Einstein seldom spoke but when he did, he spoke very slowly. He would think through exactly what he wanted to say before speaking, leading his parents to think he was dim-witted.

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"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere."Albert Einstein

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In his book, Thomas Sowell noted that many brilliant people developed speech relatively late in childhood, which he called The Einstein Syndrome.

22. Albert Einstein Facts – He Objected To His Son’s Marriage

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At age 23, Hans Albert Einstein fell in love with Frieda Knecht and proposed marriage. His father strongly objected because he deemed his bride to be unattractive.

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"Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools."Albert Einstein

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Albert Einstein damned the union, swearing that Hans’s bride was a scheming older woman preying on his son. When all else failed, Einstein begged Hans to not have children.

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"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted."Albert Einstein

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Famous Names

30 Celebrity Stage Names You Thought Were Real


Quite often the famous names we’ve grown to know and love are not the celebrity’s real names at all. The reasons for using a stage name instead of their real names are, in most cases, more mundane than you may think.

In the world of entertainment and business, perception matters and your name can have a large impact on first impressions.

In our companion article, we looked at 30 Celebrities Born With Awesome Names Who Don’t Use Stage Names. Having an ordinary name does you no favors and the lucky people on that list can thank their parents for being born with awesome real names.

But using a stage name has become common place among celebrities and they may do this to either hide their heritage, have some element of privacy or simply to create a more punchy name for publicity’s sake. For actors though, their reason may simply be due to rules governing the Screen Actors Guild that dictates there can be no two members with the exact same name.

Let’s take a look at some famous names you may have thought were their real birth names.

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1. Bear Grylls (born Edward Grylls)

Master survivalist and all round nice guy, Bear Grylls wouldn’t hurt a fly. Well, that’s not quite true. He’d eat the fly and all the maggots he could find. No, I’m not being nasty. Bear would eat just about anything that wriggles, squirms and squishes between his teeth.

Bear joined the UK’s Territorial Army and served part-time with the SAS. In 1996, Bear was “within a whisker” of being paralyzed in a parachuting accident in Zambia.

His TV show, Man vs. Wild, features Grylls dropped into inhospitable places as he shows viewers how to survive. That includes drinking his own pee.

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2. Stevie Wonder (born Stevland Judkins)

Blind since shortly after birth, Stevie signed with Motown’s Tamla label at age 11 and was considered to be a child prodigy, hence his stage name Little Stevie Wonder.

Some of his best known singles are “Superstition”, “Sir Duke”, “You Are the Sunshine of My Life” and “I Just Called to Say I Love You”.

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3. Eartha Kitt (born Eartha Keith)

With a unique, unmistakable voice and a purr that will send a tingle up your spine, Eartha Kitt was an American singer, actress and cabaret star.

She played the role of Catwoman in the third and final season of the 1960s Batman television series.

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4. Freddie Mercury (born Farrokh Bulsara)

Arguably one of the greatest rock singer of all time and the biggest Queen of them all, Freddie Mercury was lead vocalist of the rock band Queen.

Written by Freddie Mercury and reportedly the most expensive single ever made at the time, Bohemian Rhapsody shot to the top of the charts around the world first upon release in 1975, and then again after Mercury’s death in 1991. Once again, the song’s appearance in the 1992 film Wayne’s World revived Queen’s American popularity.

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5. Greta Garbo (born Greta Gustafsson)

Slang for the word garbage, Garbo was anything but. Cinematic legend Greta Gustafsson is considered to be one of greatest female stars of all time.

She starred in black and white films Anna Christie, Romance, Grand Hotel, Ninotchka amongst many others. Once voted the most beautiful woman who ever lived, she never married but came close, after leaving John Gilbert standing at the altar in 1927 when she got cold feet.

Garbo had helped Britain during Word World II by identifying influential Nazi sympathizers in Stockholm and by providing introductions and carrying messages for British agents.

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6. Fred Astaire (born Frederick Austerlitz)

An American film and Broadway stage dancer who could swiftly tap his way down a flight of stairs with ease, Frederick Austerlitz’s first screen test famously had evaluated him thusly: “Can’t act. Can’t sing. Balding. Can dance a little.”

Fred appears on the sleeve of The Beatles’ “Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” album and made a cameo appearance in John Lennon and Yoko Ono’s “Imagine”.

He’s quoted discussing John Travolta’s performance in Saturday Night Fever, “He’s not a dancer. What he did in those dance scenes was very attractive but he is basically not a dancer. I was dancing like that years ago, you know. Disco is just jitterbug.”

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7. Dick Sargent (born Richard Cox)

Star of 60s TV show Bewitch and I Dream of Jeannie, tricky Dick Cox prefers to use his stage name Dick Sargent to command the attention of fans.

An advocate for gay rights, Dick also appeared in Three’s Company, The Waltons, Charlie’s Angels, Knots Landing, Family Ties and two episodes of The Dukes of Hazzard.

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8. Jean-Claude Van Damme (born Jean-Claude Van Varenberg)

The muscles from Brussels, actor, professional beefcake and martial artist, Jean-Claude Van Damme once told journalists that he experienced a period of homelessness “sleeping on the street and starving in L.A.”

He’s been honored with a life-size statue of himself in his hometown of Brussels.

In the early 90s two game designers were working on a fighting game centered around Jean-Claude Van Damme. When the project fell through, they reworked the concept into what became known as Mortal Kombat.

Although a martial artist, he’s not experienced a hit at the box office.

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9. Rip Torn (born Elmore Torn)

Before gaining the reputation as an actor’s actor, Rip majored in animal husbandry. He’s also first cousins with Sissy Spacek.

Torn wom a defamation lawsuit against Dennis Hopper over a story Hopper told on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Hopper claimed that Torn pulled a knife on him during pre-production of the film Easy Rider (1969), but according to Torn’s suit, it was actually Hopper who pulled the knife on him, and Torn demanded a retraction from Hopper.

A trial court judge ruled in Torn’s favor and Hopper was ordered to pay $475,000 in compensatory damages plus another $475,000 for punitive damages.

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10. Sissy Spacek (born Mary Elizabeth Spacek)

As a kid, she climbed trees, rode horses, swam, and played in the woods making Sissy Spacek no sissy at all. She initially aspired to be a singer but became interested in acting through her cousin Rip Torn.

Starring in the the lead role of horror film Carrie, she received an Oscar nomination for Best Actress in 1976.

She’s been quoted as saying “My cousin, Rip Torn, persuaded me not to change my name. You shouldn’t change what you are in the search for success.”
Both “Sissy” and “Rip” are not their birth names though, rather they are nicknames given during their childhoods.

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11. Slim Pickens (born Louis Lindley, Jr.)

I can hear farmers across the country lamenting their low-yield crops by screaming at the heavens “Argh! Not another season of slim pickin’s!” Slim Pickens’ brother has acted under the name Easy Pickens.

Slim was a real cowboy, inducted into the Rodeo Hall of Fame and standing tall at 6 foot 3 inches. He starred in Stanley Kubrick’s great black comedy Dr. Strangelove. Slim has said he had no desire to work for Kubrick again because of his directing style of multiple retakes was over the top.

He often acted in Westerns such as Blazing Saddles but didn’t need to “Method” act since he was frequently dressed in cowboy attire and had a thick Southern accent.

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12. Vin Diesel (born Mark Vincent)

Get your motor running and head out on the highway, Vin Diesel stars in several car movies such as The Fast and the Furious franchise and xXx and plays off his stage name being the founder of production companies One Race Films and Racetrack Records.

During his teens, Vin Diesel performed breakdancing in an instructional video on the subject.

Whoopi Goldberg

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13. Whoopi Goldberg (born Caryn Johnson)

With a brilliantly comedic name, it’s no surprise Whoopi Goldberg rose to fame as a comedian but made her film debut and won a Golden Globe Award for her role in The Color Purple in 1985 alongside Oprah Winfrey.

Whoopi also won a second Golden Globe for her performance as a wacky psychic in Ghost, going on to star in Sister Act, Made in America, and in Star Trek: The Next Generation TV series as the bartender Guinan, a role she actually asked Gene Roddenberry (Star Trek creator) to give her.

A far cry from her early career working in a mortuary where her job was applying makeup to corpses.

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14. Zsa Zsa Gabor (born SĂĄri GĂĄbor)

At the age of 15 crowned Miss Hungary, Zsa Zsa Gabor became a sought-after actress with “European flair and style” with a personality that “exuded charm and grace”.

Her 9th and final husband, Frédéric von Anhalt is the adopted son of German royalty, giving Zsa Zsa the title Princess Von Anhalt, Duchess of Saxony.

She has starred in the original film Moulin Rouge, Death of a Scoundrel, The Girl in the Kremlin and many others along with cameo appearances in A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 and The Naked Gun 2œ.

Charlie Sheen

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15. Charlie Sheen (born Carlos Estévez)

Notorious party boy, son of Martin Sheen (born Ramón Estévez), brother of Emilio Estévez, Charlie Sheen has appeared in films such as Platoon, Wall Street, Major League, Hot Shots and his TV roles in Spin City, Two and a Half Men, and Anger Management.

He was fired from Two and a Half Men after undergoing a substance rehabilitation program and took to Twitter to vent his rage at the show’s creator, Chuck Lorre, gaining even more followers and fans due to his bizarre behavior.

We still have 15 more famous names that may surprise you to find out are not the celebrity’s real names.

Some may surprise you.

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16. Beau Bridges (born Lloyd Vernet Bridges III)

Like his actor father Lloyd Bridges and brother Jeff Bridges, Beau also has a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame and was a very promising basketball player in his youth.

Beau wouldn’t have been able to act using his birth name Lloyd because of rules of the Screen Actors Guild dictating there can be no two members with the exact same name – his father already being the first member.

Beau was nicknamed by his parents after Ashley Wilkes’ son in Gone with the Wind.

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17. Engelbert Humperdinck (born Arnold Dorsey)

With possibly the greatest comical names in history, Engelbert Humperdinck, not to be confused with an 1800s German composer of the same (real) name, is a more modern pop singer best known for his number one hits “Release Me” and “The Last Waltz”, as well as “After the Lovin'” and “A Man Without Love”.

Arnold Dorsey, one of the wealthiest musicians in the business worth around $100 million dollars, co-opted his stage name after admiring the German composer.

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18. Ringo Starr (born Richard Starkey)

Inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of Fame, the English musician who gained worldwide fame as the drummer for the Beatles certainly lived up to his stage name and become one of the biggest stars of the 1960s.

Starr famously narrated the first two series of the children’s television series Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends. As a kid himself at the age of 15, Ringo dreamed of becoming a professional actor, but could barely read or write.

Before Ringo, The Beatles tried several other drummers. He’s said “I never studied anything, really. I didn’t study the drums. I joined bands and made all the mistakes onstage”.

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19. Bobcat Goldthwait (born Robert Goldthwait)

Widely known for his high pitch loud trembling voice during comedy acts and in films Police Academy 2,3 & 4, Bobcat Goldthwait did stand-up material as an opening act for Nirvana.

He’s been quoted as saying “I retired from acting the same time they stopped hiring me”.

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20. Michael “J” Fox (born Michael A Fox)

What’s the difference between an ‘A’ and a ‘J’? Due to rules governing the Screen Actor’s Guild, Michael Fox was already an established actor who played several roles in a show called Science Fiction Theatre in 1955, so our Michael A Fox used the microscopic change to his name so he could enroll.

The writers of Back To The Future, which stars Fox playing Marty McFly traveling back in time to 1955, where his father George McFly mentions he’s a huge fan of a show called Science Fiction Theatre. That show, an actual episode aired in 1955, featured a suburban couple finding out that their neighbors are time travelers from the future.

Michael J Fox has been championing the cause for Parkinson’s disease research since his own diagnosis in 1991.

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21. Judge Reinhold (born Edward Reinhold)

Known for co-starring in movies such as Beverly Hills Cop, Gremlins and Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Judge Reinhold also played himself in an episode of Arrested Development where he had his own reality courtroom show, playing off his childhood nickname of “Judge”.

Reinhold was nominated for an Emmy for a role on Seinfeld in which he played the infamous “close talker” who developed an obsession with Jerry’s parents.

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22. Carmen Electra (born Tara Patrick)

Electrifying the eyeballs of men since the early 1990s showing lots of skin in Playboy magazine and on the TV series Baywatch, Carmen Electra only chose a stage name at the behest of mentor and singer Prince.

Carmen has also appeared in several horror movies such as American Vampire, Scary Movie, Disaster Movie and married basketball star Dennis Rodman for 5 months before filing for divorce in 1999.

American scientist, Neal Evenhuis, named an extinct genus of fly after her. The species is called Carmenelectra.

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23. Nicolas Cage (born Nicolas Coppola)

Nephew of director Francis Ford Coppola and an avid comic cook collector, Nicolas Cage wanted to make a name for himself instead of trading off his famous family. He got his stage name from Marvel comic book character Luke Cage.

Nicolas reportedly got Johnny Depp his first acting job and also married Elvis Presley’s daughter, Lisa Marie Presley (now divorced).

His films include Raising Arizona, Face/Off, Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds, National Treasure and Ghost Rider and was awarded the Academy Award for Best Actor for his performance in Leaving Las Vegas.

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24. Winona Ryder (born Winona Laura Horowitz)

Riding her way to success in the 1980s, Winona Ryder’s first significant role came in Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice followed with the cult film Heathers. She also starred in Burton’s Edward Scissorhands and Francis Ford Coppola’s gothic romance Bram Stoker’s Dracula, and also in Little Women, Reality Bites, Girl Interrupted and Black Swan.

Ryder’s personal life has attracted significant media attention through her relationship with Johnny Depp, who tattooed her name on his arm, and a 2001 arrest for shoplifting where Beverly Hills police described her as “very friendly, polite, and cooperative” and “a nice lady.”

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25. Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Cohen)

He gets no respect at all, and it’s no wonder with his comedic roles in 1980s films Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School. At the age of 15, he began to write for standup comedians but at age 20 began to perform comedy himself as Jack Roy, only later to be known as Rodney Dangerfield.

Dangerfield played an important role in comedian Jim Carrey’s rise to stardom in the 1980s. Rodney signed Carrey to open for his Las Vegas show and they would tour together for two years.

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26. Tom Cruise (born Thomas Mapother IV)

With a career cruising along at altitude from his first leading role in Risky Business, Tom Cruise became a full-fledged movie star after starring in Top Gun, Rain Man, A Few Good Men and Jerry Maguire.

Cruise is actually Tom’s middle name, not his surname. He is known for his support of the Church of Scientology, being in the top echelons of the faith.

Tom famously (and bizarrely) jumped on Oprah’s couch during an interview professing his love for girlfriend Katie Holmes, who he would go on to marry, have daughter Suri and later divorce due to reported conflicts about his faith.

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27. Marilyn Monroe (born Norma Mortenson)

One of the most celebrated and enduring icons of all time who had a pretty tough childhood, Marilyn Monroe became a model, singer and movie star in the 1950s who allegedly had affairs with both John and Robert Kennedy.

She starred in movies including Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Seven Year Itch, Some Like It Hot. Monroe made her last significant public appearance in 1962 singing “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” at a birthday party for President John F. Kennedy at Madison Square Garden.

Her cause of death was recorded as “acute barbiturate poisoning”, resulting from a “probable suicide” although conspiracy theories involve President Kennedy, who apparently, was the last person Monroe called.

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28. Alice Cooper (born Vincent Furnier)

With a career spanning six decades and a stage show that featuring guillotines, electric chairs, fake blood and snakes, Alice Cooper became a hit with “School’s Out” in 1972 followed by Welcome To My Nightmare, Poison and Only Women Bleed.

Cooper made a famous cameo appearance in the 1992 hit comedy film Wayne’s World. The phrase uttered by characters Wayne and Garth in his presence, “We’re not worthy!”, became one of the most popular movie catchphrases of the decade.

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29. Gene Wilder (born Jerome Silberman)

Choosing the first part of his stage name in honor of his sick mother Jeanne, Gene Wilder’s performance as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory earned him a Golden Globe nomination for Best Actor and also an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor as Leo Bloom in The Producers (original).

Starring with Richard Pryor in four movies: Silver Streak, Stir Crazy, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, and Another You, Wilder later admitted “We were never good friends, contrary to popular belief. We turned it on for the camera, then turned it off. He was a pretty unpleasant person to be around during the time we worked together. He was going through his drug problems then and didn’t want a friendship outside of what we did on the screen.”

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30. Queen Latifah (born Dana Owens)

Fans may be disappointed to learn, she ain’t a real queen, Queen Latifah is a rapper, model, comedienne and actress who has won a Golden Globe award, two Screen Actors Guild Awards, two Image Awards, and a Grammy Award for U.N.I.T.Y.

Queen Latifah has starred in Chicago, Bringing Down the House, Beauty Shop (paid $10 million for her role), Hairspray along with several TV gigs and her own talk show.

If you enjoyed reading this list of famous names that were not real, you’ll also enjoy reading about famous names that are indeed the celebrity’s birth name.

Take a look at 30 Celebrities Born With Awesome Names Who Don’t Use Stage Names

Let us know your favorite famous names that you know aren’t real.

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How Matcha Green Tea Burns Fat While You Sit At Your Desk


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Matcha green tea, a finely-milled green tea powder, shares many of the beneficial antioxidants found in other kinds of green tea leaf and is full of natural substances that improve health and well-being in a lot of different ways.

If you find yourself getting sleepy at your desk by the time 3 P.M. comes around, drinking green tea is a far better choice than coffee if you’re looking for a quick pick-me-up. Although matcha tea does contain caffeine, it has two to three times less than black tea and only 10% the amount found in coffee.

Millions of people across the globe drink matcha green tea for its health benefits such as protection from heart disease, diabetes, and some forms of brain, prostate, cervical and bladder cancer.

The difference between various teas is the method used to process the leaves of the Camellia Sinensis tea plant, with white tea being the least processed, followed by green tea, oolong tea and black tea.

In 2003, the University of Colorado reported that the concentration of EGCG, a natural polyphenol that prevents various chronic diseases, is up to 137 times greater in matcha green tea than the amount of EGCG from other types of green tea sold in the U.S.

Even if you don’t like tea, drinking matcha tea as part of a healthy diet is recommended to improve overall health and wellness. A healthy body burns fat faster than an unhealthy one and tea can assist with weight loss.

Matcha Green Tea Boosts The Immune System

The vitamins and antioxidants found in green tea and white tea naturally kill off bacteria and viruses. A healthy body leads to greater work productivity, overall happiness and lower stress levels.

Antioxidants are known to help fight off damage caused by harmful molecules called free radicals that are linked to various chronic diseases.

Protect Against DNA Damage

Matcha green tea contains EGCG, a natural polyphenol, which has been shown to slow cancer growth and protect cells from DNA damage. Research has also shown that drinking green tea daily shrank tumors in some patients.

Matcha Green Tea Reverses Signs Of Aging

The natural polyphenol EGCG found in matcha green tea rejuvenates dying skin cells, keeping skin looking fresh and healthy. This natural remedy to help prevent wrinkles also helps with ulcers, wounds, psoriasis and eczema.

Lower Blood Pressure

What’s the best way to lower your blood pressure levels by 2 to 3 points? Daily consumption of three or more cups of black or green tea per day! Even a small decrease in blood pressure drastically reduces your risk of stroke or coronary heart disease.matcha green tea pot

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Keep Your Partner or Date Happy

No-one wants to kiss a dirty mouth (unless that’s your thing) and tea can help even the most unhygienic of us. Matcha Green Tea contains fluoride that strengthens teeth as well as having the ability to kill plaque-causing bacteria, tooth decay and also bad breath.

Matcha Green Tea Helps With Weight Loss

Matcha green tea boosts the body’s metabolism and helps burn fat faster. Tea drinkers raise their metabolism by 4.5% for as long as 8 hours after a cup, where three cups of green tea a day can help burn off 3 pounds of fat per year.

Stronger Bones

Regular matcha green tea drinkers have higher bone density lending to stronger bones. The chemical epigallocatechin (EGC) achieves up to 79% extra bone growth by enhancing bone mineralization in the cells and also blocks the activity of osteoclast, a type of cell that breaks down bones.

Matcha Green Tea Rehydrates The Body

If you’re feeling thirsty after a session of exercise, there is only one fluid better than water to help re-hydrate your body – matcha green tea. The truth is that water does the same job as tea, except that water does not have the added antioxidant benefits.

A Word Of Warning

Even though matcha tea’s caffeine content is 10% to 20% that of coffee, drinking excessive amounts can lead to side effects such as irritability, insomnia, heart palpitations and dizziness.

If you have a heart condition, kidney disease, stomach ulcer or anxiety disorder, avoid drinking any form of tea or caffeinated drink.

All In Moderation

Two or three cups of matcha green tea per day is the recommended amount that will lead to the greatest of health benefits. Tea comes with many more health benefits including weight loss with lower cholesterol and diabetes prevention. Additionally, you have higher mental alertness and decreased stress.

Go ahead. Put the kettle on.

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