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30 Famous Names You Thought Were Real Celebrity Names

 

Quite often the famous names we’ve grown to know and love are not the celebrity’s real names at all. The reasons for using a stage name instead of their real names are, in most cases, more mundane than you may think.

In the world of entertainment and business, perception matters and your name can have a large impact on first impressions.

In our companion article, we looked at 30 Celebrity Real Names You’d Swear Was A Stage Name. Having an ordinary name does you no favors and the lucky people on that list can thank their parents for being born with awesome real names.

But using a stage name has become common place among celebrities and they may do this to either hide their heritage, have some element of privacy or simply to create a more punchy name for publicity’s sake. For actors though, their reason may simply be due to rules governing the Screen Actors Guild that dictates there can be no two members with the exact same name.

Let’s take a look at some famous names you may have thought were their real birth names.

Bear Grylls

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1. Bear Grylls (born Edward Grylls)

Master survivalist and all round nice guy, Bear Grylls wouldn’t hurt a fly. Well, that’s not quite true. He’d eat the fly and all the maggots he could find. No, I’m not being nasty. Bear would eat just about anything that wriggles, squirms and squishes between his teeth.

Bear joined the UK’s Territorial Army and served part-time with the SAS. In 1996, Bear was “within a whisker” of being paralyzed in a parachuting accident in Zambia.

His TV show, Man vs. Wild, features Grylls dropped into inhospitable places as he shows viewers how to survive. That includes drinking his own pee.

Stevie Wonder

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2. Stevie Wonder (born Stevland Judkins)

Blind since shortly after birth, Stevie signed with Motown’s Tamla label at age 11 and was considered to be a child prodigy, hence his stage name Little Stevie Wonder.

Some of his best known singles are “Superstition”, “Sir Duke”, “You Are the Sunshine of My Life” and “I Just Called to Say I Love You”.

eartha kitt

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3. Eartha Kitt (born Eartha Keith)

With a unique, unmistakable voice and a purr that will send a tingle up your spine, Eartha Kitt was an American singer, actress and cabaret star.

She played the role of Catwoman in the third and final season of the 1960s Batman television series.

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4. Freddie Mercury (born Farrokh Bulsara)

Arguably one of the greatest rock singer of all time and the biggest Queen of them all, Freddie Mercury was lead vocalist of the rock band Queen.

Written by Freddie Mercury and reportedly the most expensive single ever made at the time, Bohemian Rhapsody shot to the top of the charts around the world first upon release in 1975, and then again after Mercury’s death in 1991. Once again, the song’s appearance in the 1992 film Wayne’s World revived Queen’s American popularity.

Greta Garbo

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5. Greta Garbo (born Greta Gustafsson)

Slang for the word garbage, Garbo was anything but. Cinematic legend Greta Gustafsson is considered to be one of greatest female stars of all time.

She starred in black and white films Anna Christie, Romance, Grand Hotel, Ninotchka amongst many others. Once voted the most beautiful woman who ever lived, she never married but came close, after leaving John Gilbert standing at the altar in 1927 when she got cold feet.

Garbo had helped Britain during Word World II by identifying influential Nazi sympathizers in Stockholm and by providing introductions and carrying messages for British agents.

fred astaire

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6. Fred Astaire (born Frederick Austerlitz)

An American film and Broadway stage dancer who could swiftly tap his way down a flight of stairs with ease, Frederick Austerlitz’s first screen test famously had evaluated him thusly: “Can’t act. Can’t sing. Balding. Can dance a little.”

Fred appears on the sleeve of The Beatles’ “Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” album and made a cameo appearance in John Lennon and Yoko Ono’s “Imagine”.

He’s quoted discussing John Travolta’s performance in Saturday Night Fever, “He’s not a dancer. What he did in those dance scenes was very attractive but he is basically not a dancer. I was dancing like that years ago, you know. Disco is just jitterbug.”

dick sargent

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7. Dick Sargent (born Richard Cox)

Star of 60s TV show Bewitch and I Dream of Jeannie, tricky Dick Cox prefers to use his stage name Dick Sargent to command the attention of fans.

An advocate for gay rights, Dick also appeared in Three’s Company, The Waltons, Charlie’s Angels, Knots Landing, Family Ties and two episodes of The Dukes of Hazzard.

jean-claude van damme

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8. Jean-Claude Van Damme (born Jean-Claude Van Varenberg)

The muscles from Brussels, actor, professional beefcake and martial artist, Jean-Claude Van Damme once told journalists that he experienced a period of homelessness “sleeping on the street and starving in L.A.”

He’s been honored with a life-size statue of himself in his hometown of Brussels.

In the early 90s two game designers were working on a fighting game centered around Jean-Claude Van Damme. When the project fell through, they reworked the concept into what became known as Mortal Kombat.

Although a martial artist, he’s not experienced a hit at the box office.

rip torn

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9. Rip Torn (born Elmore Torn)

Before gaining the reputation as an actor’s actor, Rip majored in animal husbandry. He’s also first cousins with Sissy Spacek.

Torn wom a defamation lawsuit against Dennis Hopper over a story Hopper told on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Hopper claimed that Torn pulled a knife on him during pre-production of the film Easy Rider (1969), but according to Torn’s suit, it was actually Hopper who pulled the knife on him, and Torn demanded a retraction from Hopper.

A trial court judge ruled in Torn’s favor and Hopper was ordered to pay $475,000 in compensatory damages plus another $475,000 for punitive damages.

sissy spacek

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10. Sissy Spacek (born Mary Elizabeth Spacek)

As a kid, she climbed trees, rode horses, swam, and played in the woods making Sissy Spacek no sissy at all. She initially aspired to be a singer but became interested in acting through her cousin Rip Torn.

Starring in the the lead role of horror film Carrie, she received an Oscar nomination for Best Actress in 1976.

She’s been quoted as saying “My cousin, Rip Torn, persuaded me not to change my name. You shouldn’t change what you are in the search for success.”
Both “Sissy” and “Rip” are not their birth names though, rather they are nicknames given during their childhoods.

slim pickens

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11. Slim Pickens (born Louis Lindley, Jr.)

I can hear farmers across the country lamenting their low-yield crops by screaming at the heavens “Argh! Not another season of slim pickin’s!” Slim Pickens’ brother has acted under the name Easy Pickens.

Slim was a real cowboy, inducted into the Rodeo Hall of Fame and standing tall at 6 foot 3 inches. He starred in Stanley Kubrick’s great black comedy Dr. Strangelove. Slim has said he had no desire to work for Kubrick again because of his directing style of multiple retakes was over the top.

He often acted in Westerns such as Blazing Saddles but didn’t need to “Method” act since he was frequently dressed in cowboy attire and had a thick Southern accent.

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12. Vin Diesel (born Mark Vincent)

Get your motor running and head out on the highway, Vin Diesel stars in several car movies such as The Fast and the Furious franchise and xXx and plays off his stage name being the founder of production companies One Race Films and Racetrack Records.

During his teens, Vin Diesel performed breakdancing in an instructional video on the subject.

Whoopi Goldberg

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13. Whoopi Goldberg (born Caryn Johnson)

With a brilliantly comedic name, it’s no surprise Whoopi Goldberg rose to fame as a comedian but made her film debut and won a Golden Globe Award for her role in The Color Purple in 1985 alongside Oprah Winfrey.

Whoopi also won a second Golden Globe for her performance as a wacky psychic in Ghost, going on to star in Sister Act, Made in America, and in Star Trek: The Next Generation TV series as the bartender Guinan, a role she actually asked Gene Roddenberry (Star Trek creator) to give her.

A far cry from her early career working in a mortuary where her job was applying makeup to corpses.

zsa zsa gabor

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14. Zsa Zsa Gabor (born Sári Gábor)

At the age of 15 crowned Miss Hungary, Zsa Zsa Gabor became a sought-after actress with “European flair and style” with a personality that “exuded charm and grace”.

Her 9th and final husband, Frédéric von Anhalt is the adopted son of German royalty, giving Zsa Zsa the title Princess Von Anhalt, Duchess of Saxony.

She has starred in the original film Moulin Rouge, Death of a Scoundrel, The Girl in the Kremlin and many others along with cameo appearances in A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 and The Naked Gun 2½.

Charlie Sheen

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15. Charlie Sheen (born Carlos Estévez)

Notorious party boy, son of Martin Sheen (born Ramón Estévez), brother of Emilio Estévez, Charlie Sheen has appeared in films such as Platoon, Wall Street, Major League, Hot Shots and his TV roles in Spin City, Two and a Half Men, and Anger Management.

He was fired from Two and a Half Men after undergoing a substance rehabilitation program and took to Twitter to vent his rage at the show’s creator, Chuck Lorre, gaining even more followers and fans due to his bizarre behavior.

We still have 15 more famous names that may surprise you to find out are not the celebrity’s real names.

Some may surprise you.

beau bridges

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16. Beau Bridges (born Lloyd Vernet Bridges III)

Like his actor father Lloyd Bridges and brother Jeff Bridges, Beau also has a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame and was a very promising basketball player in his youth.

Beau wouldn’t have been able to act using his birth name Lloyd because of rules of the Screen Actors Guild dictating there can be no two members with the exact same name – his father already being the first member.

Beau was nicknamed by his parents after Ashley Wilkes’ son in Gone with the Wind.

engelbert humperdinck

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17. Engelbert Humperdinck (born Arnold Dorsey)

With possibly the greatest comical names in history, Engelbert Humperdinck, not to be confused with an 1800s German composer of the same (real) name, is a more modern pop singer best known for his number one hits “Release Me” and “The Last Waltz”, as well as “After the Lovin’” and “A Man Without Love”.

Arnold Dorsey, one of the wealthiest musicians in the business worth around $100 million dollars, co-opted his stage name after admiring the German composer.

ringo starr

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18. Ringo Starr (born Richard Starkey)

Inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of Fame, the English musician who gained worldwide fame as the drummer for the Beatles certainly lived up to his stage name and become one of the biggest stars of the 1960s.

Starr famously narrated the first two series of the children’s television series Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends. As a kid himself at the age of 15, Ringo dreamed of becoming a professional actor, but could barely read or write.

Before Ringo, The Beatles tried several other drummers. He’s said “I never studied anything, really. I didn’t study the drums. I joined bands and made all the mistakes onstage”.

Bobcat goldthwait

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19. Bobcat Goldthwait (born Robert Goldthwait)

Widely known for his high pitch loud trembling voice during comedy acts and in films Police Academy 2,3 & 4, Bobcat Goldthwait did stand-up material as an opening act for Nirvana.

He’s been quoted as saying “I retired from acting the same time they stopped hiring me”.

Michael J Fox

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20. Michael “J” Fox (born Michael A Fox)

What’s the difference between an ‘A’ and a ‘J’? Due to rules governing the Screen Actor’s Guild, Michael Fox was already an established actor who played several roles in a show called Science Fiction Theatre in 1955, so our Michael A Fox used the microscopic change to his name so he could enroll.

The writers of Back To The Future, which stars Fox playing Marty McFly traveling back in time to 1955, where his father George McFly mentions he’s a huge fan of a show called Science Fiction Theatre. That show, an actual episode aired in 1955, featured a suburban couple finding out that their neighbors are time travelers from the future.

Michael J Fox has been championing the cause for Parkinson’s disease research since his own diagnosis in 1991.

judge reinhold

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21. Judge Reinhold (born Edward Reinhold)

Known for co-starring in movies such as Beverly Hills Cop, Gremlins and Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Judge Reinhold also played himself in an episode of Arrested Development where he had his own reality courtroom show, playing off his childhood nickname of “Judge”.

Reinhold was nominated for an Emmy for a role on Seinfeld in which he played the infamous “close talker” who developed an obsession with Jerry’s parents.

carmen electra

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22. Carmen Electra (born Tara Patrick)

Electrifying the eyeballs of men since the early 1990s showing lots of skin in Playboy magazine and on the TV series Baywatch, Carmen Electra only chose a stage name at the behest of mentor and singer Prince.

Carmen has also appeared in several horror movies such as American Vampire, Scary Movie, Disaster Movie and married basketball star Dennis Rodman for 5 months before filing for divorce in 1999.

American scientist, Neal Evenhuis, named an extinct genus of fly after her. The species is called Carmenelectra.

Nicolas Cage

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23. Nicolas Cage (born Nicolas Coppola)

Nephew of director Francis Ford Coppola and an avid comic cook collector, Nicolas Cage wanted to make a name for himself instead of trading off his famous family. He got his stage name from Marvel comic book character Luke Cage.

Nicolas reportedly got Johnny Depp his first acting job and also married Elvis Presley’s daughter, Lisa Marie Presley (now divorced).

His films include Raising Arizona, Face/Off, Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds, National Treasure and Ghost Rider and was awarded the Academy Award for Best Actor for his performance in Leaving Las Vegas.

winona ryder

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24. Winona Ryder (born Winona Laura Horowitz)

Riding her way to success in the 1980s, Winona Ryder’s first significant role came in Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice followed with the cult film Heathers. She also starred in Burton’s Edward Scissorhands and Francis Ford Coppola’s gothic romance Bram Stoker’s Dracula, and also in Little Women, Reality Bites, Girl Interrupted and Black Swan.

Ryder’s personal life has attracted significant media attention through her relationship with Johnny Depp, who tattooed her name on his arm, and a 2001 arrest for shoplifting where Beverly Hills police described her as “very friendly, polite, and cooperative” and “a nice lady.”

Rodney Dangerfield

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25. Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Cohen)

He gets no respect at all, and it’s no wonder with his comedic roles in 1980s films Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School. At the age of 15, he began to write for standup comedians but at age 20 began to perform comedy himself as Jack Roy, only later to be known as Rodney Dangerfield.

Dangerfield played an important role in comedian Jim Carrey’s rise to stardom in the 1980s. Rodney signed Carrey to open for his Las Vegas show and they would tour together for two years.

tom cruise

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26. Tom Cruise (born Thomas Mapother IV)

With a career cruising along at altitude from his first leading role in Risky Business, Tom Cruise became a full-fledged movie star after starring in Top Gun, Rain Man, A Few Good Men and Jerry Maguire.

Cruise is actually Tom’s middle name, not his surname. He is known for his support of the Church of Scientology, being in the top echelons of the faith.

Tom famously (and bizarrely) jumped on Oprah’s couch during an interview professing his love for girlfriend Katie Holmes, who he would go on to marry, have daughter Suri and later divorce due to reported conflicts about his faith.

marilyn monroe

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27. Marilyn Monroe (born Norma Mortenson)

One of the most celebrated and enduring icons of all time who had a pretty tough childhood, Marilyn Monroe became a model, singer and movie star in the 1950s who allegedly had affairs with both John and Robert Kennedy.

She starred in movies including Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Seven Year Itch, Some Like It Hot. Monroe made her last significant public appearance in 1962 singing “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” at a birthday party for President John F. Kennedy at Madison Square Garden.

Her cause of death was recorded as “acute barbiturate poisoning”, resulting from a “probable suicide” although conspiracy theories involve President Kennedy, who apparently, was the last person Monroe called.

alice cooper

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28. Alice Cooper (born Vincent Furnier)

With a career spanning six decades and a stage show that featuring guillotines, electric chairs, fake blood and snakes, Alice Cooper became a hit with “School’s Out” in 1972 followed by Welcome To My Nightmare, Poison and Only Women Bleed.

Cooper made a famous cameo appearance in the 1992 hit comedy film Wayne’s World. The phrase uttered by characters Wayne and Garth in his presence, “We’re not worthy!”, became one of the most popular movie catchphrases of the decade.

gene wilder

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29. Gene Wilder (born Jerome Silberman)

Choosing the first part of his stage name in honor of his sick mother Jeanne, Gene Wilder’s performance as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory earned him a Golden Globe nomination for Best Actor and also an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor as Leo Bloom in The Producers (original).

Starring with Richard Pryor in four movies: Silver Streak, Stir Crazy, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, and Another You, Wilder later admitted “We were never good friends, contrary to popular belief. We turned it on for the camera, then turned it off. He was a pretty unpleasant person to be around during the time we worked together. He was going through his drug problems then and didn’t want a friendship outside of what we did on the screen.”

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30. Queen Latifah (born Dana Owens)

Fans may be disappointed to learn, she ain’t a real queen, Queen Latifah is a rapper, model, comedienne and actress who has won a Golden Globe award, two Screen Actors Guild Awards, two Image Awards, and a Grammy Award for U.N.I.T.Y.

Queen Latifah has starred in Chicago, Bringing Down the House, Beauty Shop (paid $10 million for her role), Hairspray along with several TV gigs and her own talk show.

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Celebrity Real Names

30 Celebrity Real Names You’d Swear Was A Stage Name



Using real names in the business world is essential to maintain trust and honesty. Unfortunately, having an ordinary real name does you no favors. Printing your ordinary name on an ordinary business card looks like you’re handing out a sample from the printing company.

To those of you born with interesting names, be sure to thank your parents because names make a big impression on people. Celebrities generally don’t change their names to flee from the law or for more mundane privacy reasons.

When actors are forced to change their real names, sometimes it’s because of rules governing the Screen Actors Guild that says no two members can have the exact same name. For example, this rule forced Michael Douglas (not the one who played Gordon Gecko) to become Michael Keaton (the one who played Batman).

In our companion article 30 Famous Names You Thought Were Real Names, you’ll find out which celebrities use a sneaky stage name rather than their real birth name. Some may surprise you!

But continue reading as you may be gobsmacked to learn of some celebrities with real names you’d swear they made up, but are in fact their birth names!

elon musk

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1. Elon Musk

A serial entrepreneur who could easily release a scented perfume in his own name, Elon Musk is the co-founder of Paypal, the online payments processor. Paypal was bought by eBay in 2002 for $1.5 billion giving Elon an enormous windfall of cash.

Elon shot for the stars (literally) and created Space Exploration Technologies, known as SpaceX which was the first private company to successfully launch and dock a spacecraft with the international space station

Back down on Earth, Elon also started an all-electric American car company called Tesla Motors that manufactures affordable electric vehicles.

Wolf Blitzer

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2. Wolf Blitzer

Sounding like he can slay wild animals with his bare hands, Wolf Blitzer is an American journalist and CNN news anchor known for his in-depth reporting on international news.

Blitzer has won many personal awards for journalism as well as being on the team reporting during 1991 Gulf War. He has also been awarded several honorary Doctorate of Humane Letters.

Over the decades, Blitzer has reported on a wide range of major breaking stories around the world that have shaped the international political landscape.

jude law

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3. Jude Law

The Beatles weren’t singing about him, but many women certainly do. British heart-throb Jude Law started acting at the age of 12.

He learned ballet dancing for the film A.I. Artificial Intelligence and was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his performance in The Talented Mr. Ripley. He’s also appeared as Dr. Watson in Sherlock Holmes alongside Robert Downey, Jr.

He’s quoted as saying, “Face it, I didn’t become famous until I took my clothes off.”

quentin tarantino

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4. Quentin Tarantino

Director of Django Unchained, Inglorious Basterds, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol.1 & 2 with his film debut in 1992 of Reservoir Dogs, Quentin Tarantino has made a series of cult classics amassing a huge following.

In 1996, Quentin was planning to direct an episode of “The X Files” at the height of it’s popularity, however he refused to join the Director’s Guild of America and subsequently could not direct.

His movies often feature violence mixed with subtle humor and favors working with actors Uma Thurman and Samuel L Jackson.

Muhammad Ali

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5. Cassius Clay (aka Muhammad Ali)

Born Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr., Muhammad Ali changed his name after converting to Islam in 1964.

At the age of 22, he won the world heavyweight boxing championship and was nicknamed “The Greatest”.

Ali’s title would be stripped after his refusal to be drafted to Army service, only to return years later facing off against heavyweight boxing champion George Foreman in 1974 in a bout nicknamed “The Rumble in the Jungle”. Against the odds, Ali regained the title.

Ali was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease in 1984, possibly brought on by head trauma suffered during his career in boxing.

val kilmer

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6. Val Kilmer

First becoming popular in the mid-1980s appearing in Top Gun, Val Kilmer received critical acclaim for his performance as Jim Morrison in Oliver Stone’s The Doors. The real members of the band said they had difficulty distinguishing Kilmer’s voice from that of Morrison’s.

Following his rise to stardom, Kilmer acted his way into Bruce Wayne’s shoes in Batman Forever – the only blonde actor to have played Batman.

Val apparently turned down Patrick Swayze’s role in Dirty Dancing because he didn’t want to be perceived as a “hunk.”

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7. Channing Tatum

His name sounding like a Gregorian chant to be repeated with a fulfilling ‘ohmmm’, Channing Tatum’s career began as a fashion model and cast as a dancer in Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs” music video.

He has starred in films She’s The Man, Step Up, 21 Jump Street and Magic Mike.

Humphrey Bogart

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8. Humphrey Bogart

Widely regarded as a cultural icon and amazingly born in the 1800s (Christmas Day, 1899 to be exact), Humphrey Bogart shot to stardom as an actor in the 1930s rising to the peak of his profession with his performance in Casablanca.

Bogart was a founding member and the original leader of the Rat Pack, consisting of other icons of film Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Peter Lawford, and Joey Bishop. The “Rat Pack” was named by Bogart’s 4th wife, and another Hollywood icon, Lauren Bacall.

He appeared in 75 feature films.

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9. Powers Boothe

Faster than a speeding bullet, Powers Boothe sounds like he could beat superman in a race around a department store.

Boothe appears mostly in TV (24, Deadwood) and also cinema such as Sin City and The Avengers.

He’s been quoted as saying “I’ve done love scenes with Jessica Lange and Jennifer Lopez, and I won’t kid you, they’re fun.”

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10. Charlize Theron

This beautiful bird was born in South Africa with a name that sounds just like… well… a beautiful bird, Charlize Theron is an actress and fashion model who’s won the Academy Award for Best Actress and the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress amongst many others.

Early in life, she has danced ballet in “Swan Lake” and “The Nutcracker” but a knee injury put a stop to her dancing career.

Charlize has starred in Prometheus, The Italian Job, Mighty Joe Young and Monster for which film critic Roger Ebert called her acting “one of the greatest performances in the history of the cinema”.

Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

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11. Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

Sounding like a descendant of royalty, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio is an actress who has starred alongside Al Pacino in Scarface and in The Color of Money, which earned her an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actress.

She’s also worked in television starring in Without a Trace, Grimm and playing Captain Zoe Callas in Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

James van der Beek

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12. James Van Der Beek

Perhaps best known for his portrayal of lead character Dawson Leery alongside Katie Holmes, Michelle Williams, and Joshua Jackson in Dawson’s Creek, Beek sounds like he’d be right at home on the waterfront.

In 2002, he played Sean Bateman in The Rules of Attraction, which was initially a box office flop, but found a cult following on DVD.

James also featured in Kesha’s music video for “Blow”.

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13. Soleil Moon Frye

With a name that could tame planets, Soleil Moon Frye shot to stardom as a child actor playing Punky Brewster and also joined the cast of Sabrina The Teenage Witch.

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She frequently lends her voice to animated characters for TV.Keira Knightley

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14. Keira Knightley

As her name suggests, like defending the crown of the realm, Keira Knightley’s role as the decoy queen in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace was kept secret throughout the film’s promotion, maintaining that Natalie Portman played both the Queen and the decoy.

The similarity between Knightley and Portman meant that during the filming, their own mothers could not tell them apart once in makeup.

Her filmography also includes Bend It Like Beckham, Pirates of the Caribbean, Love Actually and Pride & Prejudice.

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15. Forest Whitaker

Smarter than the average bear, vegetarian Forest Whitaker ran with films Platoon, Stakeout and Good Morning Vietnam.

Forest was originally cast in the role of “Sawyer” on “Lost”, but later opted out.

He has said his droopy eye condition is genetic, passed down from his father.

We still have 15 more celebrities to take a look at. You may be surprised to find some of your favorite famous names were not made up, but are in fact their birth names!jennifer love hewitt

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16. Jennifer Love Hewitt

What’s not to love about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Right, guys? Jen rose to fame starring in Party of Five and a lead role in the horror film I Know What You Did Last Summer.

Jennifer had mixed success in music with her song How Do I Deal charting thanks to featuring in the movie soundtrack.

Antonio Banderas

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17. Antonio Banderas

He’s a Puss. And he’s in Boots. Although his tough guy name doesn’t lend well to his singing and dancing, voice of Puss In Boots from the movie Shrek, Antonio Banderas can also slice a mean ‘Z’ right into your shirt.

Also know for his role as Zorro The Mask of Zorro, he’s also starred in Assassins, Evita, Interview with the Vampire, Philadelphia, Desperado and Spy Kids.

He has his own cologne brand for men and has been quoted as saying “There is nothing in the world that cannot be cured by love.” Aww. You old Spanish romantic, you!

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18. Boutros Boutros-Ghali

Got to love the double name. Boutros, the Arabic version of Peter, is an Egyptian politician and diplomat who was the sixth Secretary-General of the United Nations (UN).

His grandfather had been Prime Minister of Egypt for 2 year before being assassinated in 1910.

His unique name is frequently mentioned in comedy TV shows, such as Seinfeld, King of The Hill, Friends and was interviewed by Ali G in a comedy sketch.

Yo-Yo Ma

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19. Yo-Yo Ma

Grammy Award winning, French-born American cellist and virtuoso, Yo-Yo Ma is another unique name frequently cited in comedy TV shows. Here is a double whammy from Seinfeld.

Ma was also seen with former Apple CEO Steve Jobs, often invited to perform on stage during event keynote presentations, as well as appearing in a commercial for the Macintosh computer.

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20. Edward Woodward

How much wood could an Edward chuck if Edward Woodward chucked wood?

This British actor and singer was awarded the OBE (Officer of the Order of the British Empire) and rose to stardom in the mid-80s thanks to the The Equalizer, earning him the 1986 Golden Globe Award for Best Television Drama Actor.

He’s landed lead roles in TV and also made a brilliant performance in the original version of The Wicker Man and also in Breaker Morant.

leonardo di caprio

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21. Leonardo DiCaprio

With a similar name to the famous artist Da Vinci, Leonardo DiCaprio has risen to become the “king of the world” of entertainment.

Leo got his start in the TV show Growing Pains and became truly recognised for his acting prowess in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape and Romeo + Juliet.

Not even icebergs could crash this rising star after stellar performances in Titanic, The Beach, Catch Me If You Can, The Aviator, Shutter Island, Inception, Django Unchained and many other great films.

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22. Dick Van Dyke

With a lengthy span of 7 decades – his career, that is, Richard “Dick” Van Dyke is an American actor and comedian starred in the films Bye Bye Birdie, Mary Poppins and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and in the TV series The Dick Van Dyke Show and Diagnosis: Murder.

Ambidextrous, Dick dabbled in computer animation since the 1980s. Using Newtek’s Lightwave 3D from home, he created and animated a CG version of himself that he danced along with as seen in The Dick Van Dyke Show Revisited (skip to 6:50 min).

“Van Dyke” on his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was misspelled as “VANDYKE”. At the revealing, he laughed, took a pen and drew a slash between “VAN” and “DYKE”. The star was corrected soon after.

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23. Billy Bob Thornton

With such a pointy name, William Robert (Billy Bob) Thornton drew blood from Wife #5 in Angelina Jolie, most famously wearing one another’s blood in vials around their necks.

Jolie once had a tattoo in the name of her 2nd husband “Billy Bob”, which she has since lasered off her skin.

He has starred in The Man Who Wasn’t There, Sling Blade and Bad Santa.

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24. Danny Elfman

It’s no surprise that with such a cartoony name, Danny Elfman, American composer and musician created The Simpsons main title theme.

He’s also well known as the lead singer and songwriter for the rock band Oingo Boingo as well as providing the musical scores for most of Tim Burton’s movies.

Elfman has worked on Terminator Salvation, Spider-Man 1 & 2, Men in Black trilogy and dozens of other movies.

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25. Leonard Nimoy

“Live long and prosper” as the aliens would put it. Well, only if they were half human, half alien. Leonard Nimoy is best known for his role as Spock in the original Star Trek series.

Nimoy wrote two autobiographies, the first in 1975 titled I Am Not Spock. Later, relenting with the second in 1995 titled I Am Spock.

He was best man at co-star and good friend William Shatner’s third marriage, and still has the last pair of Spock’s ears he wore on the series, as a memento.

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26. Yoko Ono

Imagine all the people angry with this woman, whose name translates to “ocean child” she caused quite a storm during her marriage to John Lennon. Both the public and media blamed for the breakup of The Beatles.

During Lennon’s last two years in The Beatles, he and Ono began public protests against the Vietnam War.

She is a Japanese artist norn in Tokyo and an avid peace activist with her work in avant-garde art, music and filmmaking.

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27. David Hasselhoff

To the surprise of some American’s from his home country, ‘The Hoff’ (as he calls himself) is not just an actor, but also a singer who’s very big in Germany and Eastern Europe, selling millions of records.

He is best known for his lead roles as Michael Knight in the popular 1980s US series Knight Rider and as Lifeguard Mitch Buchannon in the series Baywatch, running in slow-motion down the beach alongside Pamela Anderson.

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28. Uma Thurman

Former model who was 5 foot 10 by age 13 and named after the goddess of light and beauty in Indian Mythology, Uma Thurman earned her an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actress for her role in the Quentin Tarantino classic Pulp Fiction.

Director Quentin Tarantino (also on this list – see page 1) considers Uma to be his muse. Along with Pulp Fiction, she starred in his films Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2.

Uma describes herself as ‘Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal’.

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29. Shaquille O’Neal

One of the heaviest players ever to play in the NBA standing at 7 foot 1 inches, Shaquille O’Neal overpowered his opponents on the court with the ‘Shaq Attaq’.

In addition to his basketball career playing in 6 teams, Shaq has released four rap albums, with his first, Shaq Diesel, going platinum.

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30. Gwyneth Paltrow

Not too fond of paltry poultry, wife to Chris Martin from Coldplay and daughter of Hollywood star Blythe Danner, Gwyneth Paltrow has won an Academy Award for Best Actress, a Golden Globe Award and two Screen Actors Guild Awards.

Gwyneth once dated Ben Affleck, reportedly is good friends with Madonna, and also became engaged to actor Brad Pitt but the two did not marry.

She speaks French and did her own singing in the movie Duets. Her godfather Steven Spielberg had her play Wendy in flashbacks for his film Hook.

Having an interesting name can certainly get you places and celebrities are the perfect example of this. Luckily for the folks in this list, they were born with fantastic names.

But what about those celebrities born with boring names? That’s what stage names are for!

Read our next article 30 Famous Names You Thought Were Real Names to discover which of your favourite celebrities have been deceiving you with fake names.

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Steve Jobs Quotes

24 Inspirational Steve Jobs Quotes That Help You Suck Less

Steve Jobs quotes are filled with insight into the creative mind of the late and great co-founder of Apple Computers. His drive and ambition has inspired countless entrepreneurs to better themselves, improve their businesses and take exceptional pride in the products they create.

Steve Jobs was certainly an exceptional character, and through all his reported personal flaws, he’s still captured the imagination and admiration of millions of people.

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“Walter Isaacson has written a riveting story of the roller-coaster life and searingly intense personality of a creative entrepreneur whose passion for perfection and ferocious drive revolutionized six industries: personal computers, animated movies, music, phones, tablet computing, and digital publishing.”

Please welcome to the stage – Steve Jobs. (cue applause)

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"We have never worried about numbers. In the market place, Apple is trying to focus the spotlight on products, because products really make a difference… You can’t con people in this business. The products speak for themselves."

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"That’s been one of my mantras – focus and simplicity. Simple can be harder than complex. You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple. But it’s worth it in the end because once you get there, you can move mountains."

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“These technologies can make life easier, can let us touch people we might not otherwise. You may have a child with a birth defect and be able to get in touch with other parents and support groups, get medical information, the latest experimental drugs. These things can profoundly influence life. I’m not downplaying that. But it’s a disservice to constantly put things in this radical new light — that it’s going to change everything. Things don’t have to change the world to be important.”

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"Creativity is just connecting things. When you ask creative people how they did something, they feel a little guilty because they didn’t really do it, they just saw something. It seemed obvious to them after a while."

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“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.”

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"There are downsides to everything. There are unintended consequences to everything. The most corrosive piece of technology that I’ve ever seen is called television — but then, again, television, at its best, is magnificent."

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"Picasso had a saying. ‘Good artists copy, great artists steal.’ We have always been shameless about stealing great ideas…I think part of what made the Macintosh great was that the people working on it were musicians, poets, artists, zoologists and historians who also happened to be the best computer scientists in the world."

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"Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle."

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“When you’re a carpenter making a beautiful chest of drawers, you’re not going to use a piece of plywood on the back, even though it faces the wall and nobody will ever see it. You’ll know it’s there, so you’re going to use a beautiful piece of wood on the back. For you to sleep well at night, the aesthetic, the quality, has to be carried all the way through.”

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"It’s really hard to design products by focus groups. A lot of times, people don’t know what they want until you show it to them… That doesn’t mean we don’t listen to customers, but it’s hard for them to tell you what they want when they’ve never seen anything remotely like it."

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"You can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something – your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life."

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“When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: “If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you’ll most certainly be right.” It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: “If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?” And whenever the answer has been “No” for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.”

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“Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure – these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. … Stay hungry. Stay foolish.”

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“When you first start off trying to solve a problem, the first solutions you come up with are very complex, and most people stop there. But if you keep going, and live with the problem and peel more layers of the onion off, you can often times arrive at some very elegant and simple solutions. Most people just don’t put in the time or energy to get there.”

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“I read a study that measured the efficiency of locomotion for various species on the planet. The condor used the least energy to move a kilometer. Humans came in with a rather unimpressive showing about a third of the way down the list….That didn’t look so good, but then someone at Scientific American had the insight to test the efficiency of locomotion for a man on a bicycle and a man on a bicycle blew the condor away.

That’s what a computer is to me: the computer is the most remarkable tool that we’ve ever come up with. It’s the equivalent of a bicycle for our minds.”

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"My model for business is The Beatles. They were four guys who kept each other’s kind of negative tendencies in check. They balanced each other and the total was greater than the sum of the parts. That’s how I see business: great things in business are never done by one person, they’re done by a team of people."

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"Every once in a while a revolutionary product comes along that changes everything. … One is very fortunate if you get to work on just one of these in your career. Apple’s been very fortunate it’s been able to introduce a few of these into the world."

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"Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful – that’s what matters to me."Steve Jobs

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"Innovation has nothing to do with how many R&D dollars you have. When Apple came up with the Mac, IBM was spending at least 100 times more on R&D. It’s not about money. It’s about the people you have, how you’re led, and how much you get it."

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"It comes from saying no to 1,000 things to make sure we don’t get on the wrong track or try to do too much. We’re always thinking about new markets we could enter, but it’s only by saying no that you can concentrate on the things that are really important."

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"The only problem with Microsoft is they just have no taste. They have absolutely no taste. And I don’t mean that in a small way, I mean that in a big way, in the sense that they don’t think of original ideas, and they don’t bring much culture into their products."

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"It’s more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy."Steve Jobs

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"The people who built Silicon Valley were engineers. They learned business, they learned a lot of different things, but they had a real belief that humans, if they worked hard with other creative, smart people, could solve most of humankind’s problems. I believe that very much."

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… one more thing.

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"We made the buttons on the screen look so good you’ll want to lick them."Steve Jobs

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Disney Movie Quotes

32 Disney Movie Quotes Of Encouragement

From Disney’s Mickey Mouse to Pixar’s Buzz Lightyear, Disney movies have a quality of reassurance and feather-like touch to our hearts. Disney movie quotes offer words of encouragement to children and adults alike that serve as inspiration to follow our dreams and never give up.

For a moment, let’s put aside the fact that our beloved, wholesome Disney Corporation owns studios like Paramount Pictures who brought us the gore and violence of Pulp Fiction and The Godfather.

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Let’s not scare our kids with the urban legend that Walt Disney himself is frozen in nitrogen, laying dormant in cryogenic suspended animation (pun intended) waiting to be resurrected.

It’s not true. Disney’s remains were cremated on December 17, 1966, and his ashes interred at the Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, California.

As a tribute to the magic and creations of Walt Disney, be inspired by some Disney movie quotes.

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Disney Games produces an award-winning portfolio of online virtual worlds for kids and families such as Club Penguin based on Disney’s beloved characters and stories.

Each month, tens of millions of unique visitors play one of their Disney virtual worlds in over 190 countries.

Disney Movie Quotes

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"A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart."Hercules

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"The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it."The Lion King

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"If you keep on believing the dreams that you wish will come true."Cinderella

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"You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."Disney movie quote

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"If you can’t say somethin’ nice, don’t say nothin’ at all!"Bambi

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"Even miracles take a little time."Disney movie quote

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"You will never know unless you try."Disney movie quote

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"Some people care too much … I think it’s called love."Winnie the Pooh

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"Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it."A Nightmare Before Christmas

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"Today is a good day to try."Disney movie quote

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"I’d rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without you."Pocahontas

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"Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts."Disney movie quote

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"I never look back, darling. It distracts me from the now."The Incredibles

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"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."Winnie The Pooh

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"The things that make me different are the things that make me."Winnie The Pooh

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"The path to your destiny lies within the magic of your heart."Disney movie quote

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"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."Walt Disney

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"Don’t just fly, soar."Dumbo

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"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all."Disney movie quote

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"Believe you can, then you will."Disney movie quote

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"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them."Walt Disney

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"Happiness is a state of mind. It’s just according to the way you look at things."Disney movie quote

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"I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it."Alice In Wonderland

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"When you got your pals, you got all you need."Disney movie quote

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"If you hear music, dance."Disney movie quote

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"Always let your conscience be your guide."Pinocchio

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"Giving up is for rookies."Hercules

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"Life’s not a spectator sport. If watchin’ is all you’re gonna do, then you’re gonna watch your life go by without ya."The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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"A lie keeps growing and growing until it’s as plain as the nose on your face."Pinocchio

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"You’re never too old to wish upon a star."Disney movie quotes

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"A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat."Mulan

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"In every job that must be done there is an element of fun."Mary Poppins

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Finally, if you’ve ever wondered what happens to Disney characters after the credits roll … well, they lived happily ever after! Don’t they?

41 Short Inspirational Quotes To Get You Motivated

Short inspirational quotes have the power to motivate us to complete that unfinished project, start a new one, or just simply power through our daily workload.

Stick these short inspirational quotes up on your wall. Tweet them to your followers. Post the short quotes to Facebook. Share the inspiration that we all need every now and again.

41 Short Inspirational Quotes

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"Doubt whom you will, but never yourself."Christian Nestell Bovee

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"Don’t wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great."Orison Swett Marden

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"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take."Wayne Gretzky

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"Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant."Robert Louis Stevenson

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"Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present."Jim Rohn

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"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!"Audrey Hepburn

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"Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start."Nido Qubein

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"Change your thoughts and you change your world."Norman Vincent Peale

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"Believe you can and you’re halfway there."Theodore Roosevelt

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"I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination."Jimmy Dean

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"Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success."Swami Sivananda

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"Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago."Warren Buffett

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"Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements."Napoleon Hill

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"Don’t let the fear of striking out hold you back."Babe Ruth

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"A #2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere."Joyce Meyer

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"We can change our lives. We can do, have, and be exactly what we wish."Tony Robbins

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"Everyone here has the sense that right now is one of those moments when we are influencing the future."Steve Jobs

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Read more at 24 Inspirational Steve Jobs Quotes That Help You Suck Less.

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"For a gallant spirit there can never be defeat."Wallis Simpson

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"I believe there’s an inner power that makes winners or losers. And the winners are the ones who really listen to the truth of their hearts."Sylvester Stallone

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"Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else."Les Brown

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"Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful."Joshua J. Marine

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"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."Bill Cosby

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"Don’t worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don’t even try."Jack Canfield

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"Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs."Farrah Gray

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"Life has two rules: #1 Never quit #2 Always remember rule # 1."

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"The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score."Bill Copeland

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"Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right."Henry Ford

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"I haven’t failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work."Thomas Edison

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"Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today."Benjamin Franklin

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"Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."Will Rogers

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"A mind is like a parachute, it doesn’t work if it isn’t open."Frank Zappa

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"The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision."Helen Keller

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"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time."Joe Girard

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"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."Henry Ford

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"Obstacles don’t have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don’t turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it."Michael Jordan

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"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them."Henry David Thoreau

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"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step."Lao Tzu

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"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away a small stone."Chinese proverb

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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."Mark Twain

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"I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been."Wayne Gretzky

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Finally, if all of these quotes have still not completely and utterly inspired you, how about this one…

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"Dance like the photo’s not being tagged. Love like you’ve never been unfriended. Sing like nobody’s following. Share like you care. And do it all like it won’t end up on YouTube!"

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Bill Gates

19 Bill Gates Quotes About Business And The Real World

If you take an interest in the Bill Gates quotes and speeches, you’d think some entrepreneurs would recommend computer programming be taught as a second language in school.

Bill Gates began programming when he was just 13 years old. It would only be a few years later that he met Steve Jobs at the Homebrew Computer Club where these 2 boys would go on to change the world, both together and separately.

It was Bill’s technological innovation, keen business strategy that he and partner Paul Allen built the world’s largest software business, Microsoft. In the process, Gates became one of the richest men in the world.

Bill Gates recently gave a speech to high school students about things they will not learn in school.

He talks about how the reality of the real world tends to be nothing like that described in the education system.

Bill Gates Quotes About The Real World

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"Life is not fair – get used to it!"

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"It’s fine to celebrate success but it’s more important to heed the lessons of failure."

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"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it."

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"If you can’t make it good, at least make it look good."Bill Gates

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"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose."

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"If you’re born poor, it’s not your mistake. But if you die poor, it is your mistake."Bill Gates

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"The world doesn’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself."

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"In this business, by the time you realize you’re in trouble, it’s too late to save yourself. Unless you’re running scared all the time, you’re gone."

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"You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both."

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"If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. "Bill Gates

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"Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity."

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"If your business is not on the Internet, then your business will be out of business."

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"If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them."Bill Gates

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"Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room."

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"Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life."

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"I can understand wanting to have a million dollars … but once you get beyond that, I have to tell you, it’s the same hamburger."

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"Life is not divided into semesters.. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time."

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"Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs."

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"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one."Bill Gates

33 Thank You Quotes Of Appreciation That Make Your Heart Sing

A simple “thank you” goes a long way in a world of fast-paced business and communication, so we thought it would be great to have some thank you quotes on file to show gratitude and appreciation to readers of your blog, in email newsletters, on your Facebook page, to tweet to your followers or during a presentation or speech.

Thank you for visiting Inscribd and we hope you get a kick out of these gratitude quotes.

Thank You Quotes Of Appreciation

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"Thank you for the tragedy. I need it for my art."Kurt Cobain

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"If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, thank you, that would suffice."Thank You Quotes

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"Thanks to those who hated me, you made me stronger."

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"Thanks to those who loved me, you made my heart grow fonder."

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"Thanks to those who cared, you made me feel important."

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"Thanks to those who entered into my life, you made who I am today."

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"Thanks to those who left, you showed me nothing lasts forever."

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"Thanks to those who stayed, you showed me true friendship."

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"Thanks to those who listened, you made me like I was worth it."

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"Dear God, I know I’m not perfect, but I want to thank you for loving me anyway."Thank you quotes

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"Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone."G.B. Stern

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"Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don’t unravel."Gratitude quotes

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"I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder."G.K. Chesterton

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"It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy."Gratitude quotes

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"I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks."William Shakespeare

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"Dear God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask of anything from you, but simply to say thank you, for all I have."Thank you quotes

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"As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them."John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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"Every time we remember to say “thank you”, we experience nothing less than heaven on earth."Sarah Ban Breathnach

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"Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well."Voltaire

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"I thank you God for this most amazing day, for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and for the blue dream of sky and for everything which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes."E. E. Cummings

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21.

"For your thoughtfulness and generosity, from you I have learned much of life’s philosophy – Thank you sincerely."Appreciation Quotes

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"It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice."Gratitude Quotes

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"Gratitude is the memory of the heart."Jean Baptiste Massieu

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"Thank you for the good times, the days you filled with pleasure. Thank you for fond memories, and for feelings I’ll always treasure."Karl Fuchs

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"Just a thank you is a mighty powerful prayer. Says it all."Rosie Cash

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"Every struggle in your life has shaped you into the person you are today. Be thankful for the hard times, they can only make you stronger."Thankful quotes

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"I thank everyone that has caused me to suffer, without you I would have no reason to express myself."Thank you quotes

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"God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?"Thanks quotes

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"I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom."Thankful quotes

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"I feel a very unusual sensation – if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude."Benjamin Disraeli

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"If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough."Meister Eckhart

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"A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all other virtues."Cicero

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"Make it a habit to tell people thank you. To express your appreciation, sincerely and without the expectation of anything in return."Ralph Marston

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Funny Sayings

138 Funny Sayings And One Liners To Tickle Your Funny Bone

It doesn’t take Albert Einstein to figure out that everyone loves to laugh and hear some funny sayings every now and then, and your blog readers are no different.

In fact, the genius himself had a quirky sense of humor.

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"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity."Albert Einstein

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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not."Mark Twain

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"I intend to live forever, or die trying."

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"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"

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"How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener."

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"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

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"I get enough exercise pushing my luck."

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"Death is hereditary."

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"He who laughs last, didn’t get it."

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"Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else."

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"I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older … younger."

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"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

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"The road to success is always under construction."

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"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."

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"Everyone hates me because I’m paranoid."

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16.

"I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone."

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"Constipated people don’t give a crap."

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"A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice."

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"I stopped fighting my inner demons, were on the same side now."

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"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come."

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21.

"Unicorns ARE real, they’re just fat and grey and we call them rhinos."

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22.

"Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?"

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23.

"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own."

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"If there is a *WILL*, there are 500 relatives."

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"Half of the people in the world are below average."Funny and True

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"When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets."

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"Well-behaved women rarely make history."

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"Never argue with stupid people; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."Mark Twain

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"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

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"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

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31.

"My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday."

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"If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?"

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"Cheese… milk’s leap toward immortality."

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"You couldn’t get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."Edward Flaherty

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"Oh so you think I’m cute when I get angry? Well get ready because I’m about to be GORGEOUS."

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"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

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"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."George W. Bush

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"Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof."

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"The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

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41.

"Those who throw dirt only lose ground."

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"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."

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"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."

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"When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane."

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"Ham and eggs – A day’s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."

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"Hey, remember that person you couldn’t live without? Well, look at you living and shit."

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"I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"

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"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

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"If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

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"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."

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"After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF."

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"Children in the back seat cause accidents… accidents in the back seat cause children!"

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"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

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"I can’t make you want me, all I can do is stalk you and hope you give in."

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"I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means *put down*."Bob Newhart

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"You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard."

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"why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?"

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"1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea."

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59.

"I’m just one step away from being filthy rich. All I need now is money."

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60.

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes."

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"Don’t tell me the sky is the limit when there are Footprints on the moon."

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"There’s no I in *team*, but there is in WIN."

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"You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother."

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"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

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65.

"So you mean to tell me my toes are not piggies?"

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"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, age don’t matter."

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"I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

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"I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

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"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!"

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"To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target"

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"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate interest."

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"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

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"We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before police."

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"In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on."

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"Change is good, but dollars are better."

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76.

"I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it."

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"Good things come to those who work their asses off and never give up."

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"A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station."

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"If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"

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"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the *Y* becomes silent."

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81.

"There are three kinds of people in this world; those who can count and those who can’t."

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82.

"Silence is golden but duck tape is silver."

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83.

"I love my sixpack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat."

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84.

"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing."

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85.

"If you cannot convince them, confuse them."

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"My Dad used to say *always fight fire with fire*, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade."Peter Kay

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"This sentence is a lie."

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"You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

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"How is it that *fat chance* and *slim chance* mean the same thing?"

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"I hate the word homophobia. It’s not a phobia. You’re not scared. You’re an asshole."Morgan Freeman

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"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t."

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"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"

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"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder."

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"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."Tommy Cooper

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"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most, live the longest."

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"I got a car for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made."

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"Why fit in when you’re born to stand out?"Dr Seuss

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"The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette."

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"I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it."Ken Dodd

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"Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake."

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"Beauty is a light switch away."

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"Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted."

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"I could’ve eaten alphabets and crapped out a better essay!"

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104.

"I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness."

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105.

"My blood type is coffee."

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"Evening news is where they start by saying *Good Evening* and proceed by telling you why it’s not."

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"If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction."

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108.

"If practice makes perfect and nobody’s perfect, why practice?"

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109.

"You are a big wet blanket on my fire of fun!"

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110.

"If my calculations are correct, Slinky + escalator = everlasting fun!"

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111.

"Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."

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112.

"I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

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113.

"I can only please one person per day. Today isn’t your day… and tomorrow doesn’t look good either."

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"I see that you’re very closed-minded. Could you please try be more closed-mouthed."

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"If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination."

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"I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception."Groucho Marx

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"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

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118.

"Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them."

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119.

"I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people."

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120.

"If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."

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"OMG! My son fell out of a tree in the backyard! Should I call 911 or post it on Facebook first?"

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"Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay..so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke."

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123.

"War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left."

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124.

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

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125.

"House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days."

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126.

"Never try to drown your troubles… Especially if he can swim."

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127.

"All our waiters are married. They know how to take orders."

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128.

"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."

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129.

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."W.C Fields

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130.

"You can’t be late until you show up."

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"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

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"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway."

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133.

"That moment when you walk into a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master."

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134.

"I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was *Shout For Help*."Jimmy Carr

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"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

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"Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder and lightning."

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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

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"Trying is the first step towards failure."Homer Simpson

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Dr Seuss Quotes

35 Dr Seuss Quotes That Are Full Of Hidden Wisdom

My young son loves Dr Seuss quotes and while reading to him before bed, it occurred to me how much wisdom is hidden within those quirky poems.

While my son’s favorite line of the moment doesn’t contain much wisdom, none-the-less it makes for a bit of fun.

"Shlopp, shlopp, beautiful shlopp. Beautiful shlopp with a cherry on top!"

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Perhaps there is something there that I’m not quite seeing; something along the lines of looking past negativity and focusing on something positive.

But then it was this one, as a blog writer, that inspired me.

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"So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads."

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Dr Seuss quotes can inspire us adult blog writers as much as the kids in his target audience.

Let’s continue to have a look at more Dr Seuss quotes to find some hidden wisdom.

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"Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened."

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"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go."

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"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."

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"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living."

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"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It’s not."

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"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You."

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"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"

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"The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go."

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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"

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"There’s no limit to how much you’ll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go."

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"If things start happening, don’t worry, don’t stew, just go right along and you’ll start happening too."

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"Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!"

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"All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you’ll be quite a lot!"

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"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

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"Only you can control your future."

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"Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one."

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"They say I’m old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!"

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"Remember me and smile, for it’s better to forget than to remember me and cry."

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"Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope."

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"You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut."

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"I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues."

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"Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them."

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"Don’t give up. I believe in you all. A person’s a person, no matter how small."

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"I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love."

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"Oh, the things you can find if you don’t stay behind!"

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"Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered."

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"I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights."

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"To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world."

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"You’re never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child."

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"It’s not about what it is, it’s about what it can become."

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"And the turtles, of course…all the turtles are free, as turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be."

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"And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!"

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"It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn’t be there at all."

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"I meant what I said and I said what I meant."

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Hope you enjoyed these Dr Seuss quotes as much as I did.

Sir Richard Branson

20 Sir Richard Branson Quotes On Business And Leadership

Sir Richard Branson is an entrepreneur’s entrepreneur! Many of us aspire to be as creative, inventive and successful as he’s been and we can learn a little something from Richard Branson quotes.

"Business opportunities are like buses, there’s always another one coming."Sir Richard Branson

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Sir Richard galloped right from the beginning working for a student newspaper to becoming the owner of one of the world’s most powerful companies, with an estimated personal net worth of US$4.6 billion.

"Entrepreneurship is about turning what excites you in life into capital, so that you can do more of it and move forward with it."Sir Richard Branson

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In 1968, Richard started up a youth culture magazine called Student. This was followed by a cut price mail order record business which quickly transformed into the first Virgin record store on Oxford Street, London.

"I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator."Richard Branson

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The name Virgin was suggested by one of his friends due to the fact they were all beginners at starting up business.

Sir Richard’s willingness to look outside the square and go where no one else would tread led him to creating the record label Virgin Records and signing on the Sex Pistols.

"I never get the accountants in before I start up a business. It’s done on gut feeling."Richard Branson

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His go getter attitude and charisma gained masses of free publicity for his Virgin brand, increasing its success further.

"Don’t think what’s the cheapest way to do it or the fastest way to do it. Think what’s the most amazing way to do it!"Sir Richard Branson

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Due to Virgin’s overwhelming success, Richard decided to branch out again and enter the travel market by setting up his own airline called Virgin Atlantic Airways in 1985.

"I’ve had great fun turning quite a lot of different industries on their head and making sure those industries will never be the same again."Sir Richard Branson

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When asked to explain his decision for starting up Virgin Atlantic, he said,

"My interest in life comes from setting myself huge, apparently unachievable challenges and trying to rise above them."Sir Richard Branson

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Virgin Atlantic continued to grow despite the so called “Dirty Tricks” campaign where British Airways was taken to court for allegedly poaching their passengers, spreading negative publicity and allegedly hacking into Virgin’s computer systems.

"You don’t learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over, and it’s because you fall over that you learn to save yourself from falling over."

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The Virgin Records label was sold to EMI in 1992 for a cool $500 million pounds to allow Richard the capital to help prop up his failing airline company. Richard admitted that he cried when this sale went through as he knew he had just sold what was the birth of his Virgin Empire.

"My definition of success? The more you are actively and practically engaged, the more successful you will feel."

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But not one to dwell on past mistakes, Richard consequently set up V2 in 1996 to get back into the music business.

"I tend to make up my mind about people within thirty seconds of meeting them, I also make up my mind about whether a business proposal excites me within about thirty seconds of looking at it."

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Each time a company was launched, soundbites of Richard Branson quotes make it memorable. Consequently, he has attempted many world records, death defying stunts and dressed up in lots of costumes to gain more publicity for the events.

"A business has to be involving, it has to be fun, and it has to exercise your creative instincts."

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Whether it was attempting to break records in a speedboat or travel across continents in a hot air balloon, he is no stranger to outlandish public display.

"Throwing yourself into a job you enjoy is one of the life’s greatest pleasures!"

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Richard is also not one to back down or avoid the spotlight, and the media were there to record it all when he appeared in a Virgin stewardess uniform as a blond bombshell, to serve passengers and demonstrate the safety features on his aircraft.

"It is only by being bold that you get anywhere. If you are a risk-taker, then the art is to protect the downside."

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This was all because he had lost a bet with Tony Fernandes, his fellow airline owner and motor-racing rival about who would win the 2010 Formula One Grand Prix.

"If you find yourself stuck in the middle there is only one way to go, forward."

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Mr Branson became Sir Branson in 1999, knighted by the British realm for “services to entrepreneurship”.

"I rely far more on gut instinct than researching huge amounts of statistics."

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Sir Richard’s Virgin Group of companies extend far and wide to mobile communications, bridal wear, high speed trains, space travel and underwear.

"As much as you need a strong personality to build a business from scratch, you also must understand the art of delegation."

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He’s remained level headed about his businesses and is not afraid to shut down under-performing ones.

"I may be a businessman in that I set up and run companies for profit, but when I try to plan ahead and dream up new products and new companies, I’m an idealist."

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However in saying so, Richard’s first thoughts were for his employees and where possible they were given another position at a different company.

"A company is people. Employees want to know – am I being listened to or am I a cog in the wheel? People really need to feel wanted."Richard Branson

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The Virgin Empire has continued to grow under the helm of Sir Richard, as have his number of employees and his net worth.

"I was the captain of my ship and master of my fate. I believe in myself. I believe in the hands that work, in the brains that think, and in the hearts that love."Sir Richard Branson

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Does Richard have some final words of wisdom that we can all relate to? Yes, how about one of his favorite quotes of all time…

"Screw it, let’s just do it!"Richard Branson

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